Gifts Boys On Tour Amsterdam Board Game
Your mission: to visit every Brothel, Bar and Coffee House in Amsterdam - and get home in one piece, ticking off each venue on 'The Whoreboard' as you go.
Simple enough, but for a limited kitty and a devious deck of XXX-Rated Dirty Tricks cards. Dish out a dose and put a rival in the STD Clinic, blackmail opponents with grubby photos, run up bar bills on another player's slate, or plant a stash to get them nicked.
Watch out too for thieving hookers Bangkok Lily and Backstairs Oda, psycho Bruisers like Broadmoor Ron, ruthless Bouncers - and a back-street pox doctor by the name of Dr Helmut Rinse.
Hit a losing streak in the Casinos and you'll be selling your passport - unless of course you can earn a few quid on a Porn Shoot!
Like many of its mucky characters, Boys on Tour is utterly contagious. Wash hands after playing!